The Perfect Me Untitled Document
  The Perfect Me
Grethe Lill, 18, Norway ♌

Welcome to inside my head! Feel free to fuck around!
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just-shower-thoughts:

‘Gluten Tag’ would be a really great name for a German Bakery.

Did the signs survive the Titanic?

astrolollygy:

Yes: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Saggitarius, Aquarius, Pisces

No: Leo

(via jewbians)

forstylesonly:

i went to google “donald trump attacked by eagle” but i accidentally clicked “donald trump attack on titan” and i’m laughing so hard this is the best mistake i’ve ever made

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(via jewbians)

*kicks down door* I LOVE THOMAS SANDERS

thatsthat24:

*picks up door* I love you too, but this is my house, and you’re destroying it.

(Source: sacrifice-the-children, via thatsthat24)

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marauderthemockingjay:

aphroniya:

totallystokedonyou:

cannabis-xo:

poeticallypsychotic:

youraphanguy:

beautofblack:

vogucci:

jeduh:

crist-al:

ozyxw:

exoticlovechild:

kiyahamour:

melaninfuxkinpoppin:

6shwty:

thesecretsofdaydreams:

sixpenceee:

I hope you find love in 2016. 

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

I hope you find peace in 2016.

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

i hope you get closure in 2016

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

I hope you find yourself 2016

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016

I hope you realize how beautiful you really are in 2016

I hope you find your better half in 2016.

I hope you can stay strong in 2016.

I hope Donald Trump will die in 2016.

I hope your wifi stays strong in 2016

(via thebadassromanoff)

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blackguysloveblackgirls:

heliotrope–skies:

conservativepenguin:

This is what I do on snapchat :(

Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

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thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

(Source: rosienow, via wildnoutinwildemount)

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